Man can you imagine if the Next Big Trend in marketing was humanely treated employees

“Our free range retail workers are allowed to go to the bathroom whenever they need to!”

“We understand humans weren’t designed to stand for eight hours a day.

We go beyond the industry standard anti-stress mats and provide every checkout clerk with a chair. ”

“We provide air conditioning in every warehouse facility to prevent heatstroke – better climate control for workers means better products for you!”

(And how fucked up is it that this isn’t already a thing?)

our cashiers are grass-fed

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